shadow fapper
a person that hides in closets or darkness and secretly m-st-rb-t-s to people having s-x.
bob: did you hear that?
stacy: what is it?
bob: i think there’s a shadow fapper in here!
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- shit and read
watching or scrolling through your phone while dropping a load i took the longest sh-t and read this morning . i now have a toilet seat imprent on my -ss!
- shithile
what the germans used to say when they were p-ssed at hitler. “i can’t believe hitler! sh-thile
- shit or get off the toilet
when someone is wasting you time so you tell them to make it happen or go away. example: a guy keeps postponing/rearranging date plans so you say; “dave, you’re messing me around. either sh-t or get off the toilet!”
- signumophobia
the fear of losing or changing p-sswords i lost my email p-ssword and it made my signumophobia worse.
- Sleep Shutting
you close your laptop lid during sleep and don’t remember it when you wake up. you fall asleep watching a tv show on your laptop with the lid up on your laptop so you can see the screen, you wake up in the morning with the lid down. you have closed the lid during your […]