Shadow Monkey
when a meth head does 2 much meth and is awake for days at a time and see’s shadoy like creatures run across the road so they swerve and try to hit them.
bob: did you hear about that meth head that ran over those people when he thought he saw a shadow monkey?
leroy: no, but doesn’t surprise me though. thats what they do.
when a meth head does 2 much meth and is awake for days at a time and see’s shadoy like creatures run across the road so they swerve and try to hit them.
bob: did you hear about that meth head that ran over those people when he thought he saw a shadow monkey?
leroy: no, but doesn’t surprise me though. thats what they do.
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