Shafed


-the act of having dined in the worst dininghall at virginia commonwealth university.

i just shafed, and now i feel like sh-t!
to get shafed can be many things. it can be being forced to smell someones -sshole. it can be being burned while sitting around chillin in your shop. it could also be being hounded by the biggest g-dd-mn stickler in the f-ckin’ place tellin you how to do sh-t. to get shafed is the lowest of lows. if you resist the shafe, barcus, his loyal henchman, will make you get shafed like none other.
dammit, i was just sittin around until he came in, f-ck, i just got shafed like a mother f-cker!

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