Shaffstalled
the level of intoxication at which a person has lost virtually all coordination (and/or dignity). begins to occur about 5 drinks after crunk. broken gl-ss, public napping, and embarr-ssing facebook photos typically result.
“will you judge me if i get completely shaffstalled tonight? it’s been a really long week.”
“ughh, where am i? and why is my foot bleeding? i must have been so shaffstalled last night…”
the state of drunken stupor in which a person becomes little more than a blundering menace to society.
“i wish i could still look my peers in the eye, but after getting shaffstalled and leaving a wake of destruction everywhere i went last night, i don’t think i’ll be able to for a while.”
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