Shaft Blender
when a female blows multiple guys and spits all of the -j-c-l-t–n from each guy into a blender to pour into her own v-g-n- and live the mystery of who the father is.
person 1: whose the father of that boy?
person 2: no one knows, his mom was a shaft blender.
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