shaft shielding
when a projectile on course for collision with your t-st-cl-s is blocked by your dangling member. this act is often considered a miracle due to the immense pain that would be inflicted had your hanging man-hood not blocked the impact.
“wow i thought i was in for a world of hurt there! lucky i got shaft shielding or id probably be on the floor crying right now!”
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