Shaft Watcher
one of the odd people who you catch gazing intently at your crotch, also known as a crotch watcher, sometimes hot women do this, which is acceptable, however sometimes you catch an old man staring at your package on the bus, that isn’t cool
tom: dude, look at that shaft watcher.
eric: wtf are you on about?
tom: go on urban dictionary you noob
eric: oh i get it now, lets toe him in.
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