Shaftment
a unit of measurement originally based on sections of the hand, is now most commonly -ssociated with the p-n-s and/or the surrounding area. it is equivalent to 6 inches, 1.5 hands, or two palms.
guy 1: hey, do you see that guy over there?
guy 2: yeah, what about him?
guy 1: lot’s of chicks have said that he’s got a two shaftments long package.
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