Shag band


a sh-g band is a bracelet made of rubbery plastic. usually worn by grungers and punks. if you snap someones you need to do whatever that colour accords to.
black-s-x
blue-bl-w j-b
pink-flash
yellow-big hug
purple-kiss
clear-whatever snapper chooses
green-fingering
glow in the dark-s-x toys
glitter-girl chooses
indigo-hand-job with bl-wj-b
orange-petting

also see jelly bracelet
jelly bracelets that come in many different varieties of colours, if you snap a persons ‘sh-g band’ they mean a variety of different things:
yellow – hug.
pink – hickey.
orange/purple – kiss.
red – lap dance.
green/blue – oral.
clear – whatever the other person wants.
black – s-x.
white – flash.
5 sh-g bands for a quid
it is true that sh-gbands or jelly bracelets used to be an 80’s fashion. however, they weren’t the original f-ck bracelets. originally f-ck bracelets were bracelets with teeny tiny little beads and thin elastic string. the rumours about breaking them and the person has to have s-x with you started floating around when i was thirteen. i’m about 17 now. they were much easier to break than jelly bracelets. somewhere along the line jelly bracelets began to come back into style. when this happened they became known as sh-gbands or f-ck bracelets. what many of you are failing to realize is everyone just took it as a joke. no one actually believes that if they break someone’s black band that, that person has to have s-x with them. that’s ridiculous and stupid. however there is a meaning behind each of the different colors and people do jokingly try to break them a lot. most of the time when it happens to me (i have about 80 of these things) it’s just one of my friends kidding around.

black- s-x
blue- bl-w j-b
pink- flash t-ts or p-n-s
yellow- hug
purple- kiss
clear- whatever the snapper wants
green- hand job
brown- toss my salad
glow in the dark- s-x toys
any glitter- girl chooses
silver(gray)- outdoor s-x
light blue- -n-l
light pink- hug and kiss
light green- oral s-x
gold- all of the above
those are the meanings of the different colors. but in reality, it’s just a fashion statement.

so, i’ve done a bit of a search on the web and found the cheapest place to buy them online. time-bomb.co.uk has got packs of 6 for 75p – colours including glitter, neon and uv.
girl: hey! you broke my sh-g bands!
guy: oops sorry. hey! that means we have to have s-x now!
girl: (sarcastically) oh yea baby!
guy: haha
girl: wanna go right now?
guy: seriously?
girl: no you dumb-ss i was joking
guy: uh.. yea, i.. uh… i was too.
girl: riiiight

::girl walks off::
braclet thingies. they can be any colour ever, and also metallic, sparkly, neon, etc.

emos use them to hide the slits that they have made in their wrists. which i think is wierd…

the ‘tradition’ thing goin’ on is that if someone snaps one of your sh-g bands, well, then you have to f-ck them.

ps. sh-g bands are v. hard to snap…
(sign on bucket of sh-g bands in quiggins/afflecks palace/morgana)

sh-g bands: 15 for a quid

(which isnt bad… xd lmf–)
lame attampets by freaks to get sh-gged if a band is snapped.
(fat guy) you just snapped my sh-g band, let’s get going!

(hot chick) ew, get away.
sh-g bands are jelly bracelets of which lots of people wear, mostly emo or scene. there are hundreds of different meanings for them but the ones i know are:

black: all the way
blue: oral
green: outdoor s-x
clear: whatever the snapper wants
orange: kiss (peck)
yellow: hug
red: lapdance
purple: full-on snog
white: flash
pink: lovebite / hickey
glow in the dark: using s-x toys
gold: all of the above
he snapped one of my black sh-g bands, damit! now i have to f–k him!

i have to give him oral, because he snapped my blue sh-g band.

hahaha, she snapped my green sh-g band so now we’ve arranged to do it outdoors :d
are jellie bracetes or rubber braceletes people break and depending on the colur , must accomplish with breaker and the band wearer. worn from ages 13- i hope 18. they start to be used by the 7th grade normally. worn by girls. nevr once seen a guy wearing them.
breaking a sh-g band would result in one of the following depending on colur:

black-s-x

blue-bl-w j-b

pink-flash

yellow-big hug

purple-kiss

clear-whatever snapper chooses

green-fingering

glow in the dark-s-x toys

glitter-girl chooses

indigo-hand-job with bl-wj-b

orange-petting

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