Shag Battle


the fight for “s-xual dominance” between two dominant personalities, decided by a bout of animalistic f-cking.

expansions of the phraze can include addages to the coital warcraft such as

“black metal sh-g battle” the act of fighting for s-xual supremacy via primal lovemaking while violently screaming “dissection” lyrics at each other.
“the s-xual tension between morgan and kate resulted in a brutal sh-g battle destroying the company hotel suite.”
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