shag rags


skimpy female clothing, worn to advertise one’s willingness to fornicate.
c’mon charlene, get your sh-g rags on – we’re hitting the clubs !
a article of cloth used to clean up your mess after -j-c-l-t–n
jason just blew his load and is franticly looking for a sh-g rag.
anything that is used to wipe up after s-x, including but not limited to: kleenex, towels, small pets, shirts, sheets, pants, underroos, hair, socks, toothbrushes, adult diapers, etc.
non-use of sh-gbag will result in a dirty sh-gwipe and a larger sh-gslick…
it can also leave crunchies in your p-b-s.
similar to sh-gwipe
she: either clean this off with your mouth or go get a sh-grag
similar to glad rags.
an outfit you wear, when you want to get sh-gged
john: woahhh claires got her sh-g rags on tonight. i would.

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