shag the haggis
scottish slang for playing the bagpipes.
possible local usage: “so there i wiz, chompin doon on ma deep fried mars bar an chips when some tube started sh-ggin the haggis and pit me right oaf.”
translation: “i was in the process of eating ones supper when a stranger began playing the bagpipes which made me lose my appet-te.”
local usage: “ho, haggis sh-gger, gonna play stairway man? ho ho…”
translation: “i say, bagpiper, would you care to attempt to play a tune not written for your instrument and subsequently have a heart attack for the amus-m-nt of me and my chums?”
local usage: “jim, sh-g the haggis for us.”
translation: “james my good man, play the pipes would you.”
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