shagbattical
taking time off work to enjoy a bit of the other. an extension of the concept of the duvet day.
sorry for not coming in today smithers-jones, but it seems a crime not to take a sh-gbattical after going at it like the clappers with grunhilde all last night. i got my head down early but somehow i’m still tired…
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