shagbrooke
an indescribable act white people use to initiate others into their fold. those who have experienced it find it extremely difficult to put into words. once experienced you gain a greater sense of self and peace. the act is usually started when a white person yells “sh-gbrooke!!” it is helpful to keep your dominant hand in your pocket while sh-gbrooking is occuring. do not fight it as it will only make things worse. it will all be over soon enough and you’ll be happy you were sh-gbrooked. also make sure to have a towel nearby and ready to use.
guy “man, i got sh-gbrooke today!”
guy 2 “are you okay? what is sh-gbrooking?”
guy “yeah, i feel so enlightened and empowered. i can take on anything now! you will just have to experience it for yourself.”
guy 2 “why are you all sticky? that’s the weirdest smell…”
guy “i forgot a towel.”
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