shagwaft
when a man and woman are making love, ‘doggy-style’, and, the female let’s rip a f-nny fart, the man must, immediately, waft and shake his hand around her v-g-n-….. as though he is spreading the fart. this hand action is a sh-gwaft….
man 1 – “i was banging ella last night. smashed it good and proper. she let rip an amazing f-nny fart”
friend – what did you do?
man 1 – obviously i sorted it out with a beautiful sh-gwaft!
friend – good man. can’t beat a good sh-gwaft!
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