shahroon
cute but has a small p-n-s and absolutely r-t-rded. easily best friend zoned and willing to get his d-ck sucked for 1p. doesn’t invite you round his yard to consume marjdem’s curry but loves looking at baby obama pics.
shahroon is my best friend
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