shailloe
a cat that is a complete -sshole at time but when in heat, tapdances with her back paws. she finds fascination in watching family guy and enjoys taking a large dump right before you go to bed. approach with caution. may attack your feet while walking past.
shailloe ate my turkey last night.
don’t you wish your shailloe was cute like me?
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