Shaint
to faint whilst sh-tting. usually after a particularly nasty curry or if suffering from a fever.
did you hear that ian shainted at work today.
liquid paint like sh-t that covers the inside of the toilet bowl after a explosive sh-t
after eating taco bell for lunch and supper i left shaint all over the toilet bowl
replacement for should not or shall not to drive a pedant who is easily offended by ain’t absolutely batsh-t crazy.
nerd: “ain’t” is not a word in the english language.
dude: well, i guess we shain’t use that one no more then.
exec: we need this done in 10 business days.
staff: well, i guess you better stop tossing the salad and approve the project then, shain’t cha?
when you are so scared that you faint and sh-t yourself…
oh cr-p, i just shainted myself…
the combination of the word she and ain’t , so you don’t have to say the two words seperate
shain’t gonna come to the party later on
abbreviated form of “sh-t ain’t”.
my boss wants me to work the weekend. that shain’t happenin.
sh-t covered taint. gooey sh-t on taint
doug sh-t himself and his taint was covered in it. hence shaint
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