Shake a tower


to rub one out while “taking a shower.”
j-deuce: “i’m gonna go shake a tower!”

a.a. ron: “alright. make sure it all rinses down, and don’t shoot clue goo on my new bath rugs!”
take a shower.

etimology: from distortion language. came from rearranging the first letter of the first word and the first two of the second. rearranging the letters of words in some phrases is common in distortion language.
“we’ll leave right after i shake a tower.”

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