Shake Hands with the Governor of Love.


v. to m-st-rb-t-.

derived from the latin phrase “contremesco manuum per imperator diligo”, lit. shake hands with the emperor of love.

this phrase was believed to have been coined by juvenal in order to express to a lady friend how he would like to m-st-rb-t- onto her t-ts without being crude and causing offence.
1. i’m just off to shake hands with the governor of love.

2. check it out! i just took a photo of me shaking hands with the governor of love.

3. hey, baby. how about i shake hands with the governor of love all over your mammaries?

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