shake my dick


a term used to describe something that doesn’t mean sh-t, or can be accomplished with ease.

the phrase was brought to fruition by the great wide receiver randy moss.
reporter: randy how are you gonna pay the nfl for your $10,000 fine?
randy: straight cash homie, randy don’t right checks, what’s 10 grand to me? next time i might shake my d-ck

randy shook his d-ck at the nfl’s fine.

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