Shake your lettuce
the action of a girl shaking her v-g-n- when out of toilet paper.
derived from the burger king commercial were fresh, juicy, lettuce fall from the sky bouncing off water droplets… in which the leaves resemble a girl shaking her v-g-n-.
girl: i really need to go p-ss, but there is no toilet paper.
boy: just shake your lettuce
girl: i’d rather wipe my j-ps eye
a derivitive of ‘wipe your minge’ which, in turn, is a derivitive of ‘dry your eyes’. that is to say, ‘stop moaning!’
“just shake your lettuce and get on with it!!”
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