Shakel’s Sperm


the fastest sperm in the entire world
“shakel’s sperm is faster than the speed of light!”

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    when the last person in a chain of people p-ssing off undesirable tasks gets “shaned”. boss to manager: someone poo’d all over the bathroom floor, go clean it. manager to bob: go make sure the bathroom is clean and if not please clean it. bob to tim: dude, i just got shaned in a shanereaction

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  • fo no cheezy

    1. something extreamly good 2. something very bad 1. scotts new car is fo no cheezy 2. getting killed is fo no cheezy a description for anything. i just declared bankrupcy, thats so fo no cheezy. it’s fo no cheezy that i won the lottery.

  • Fontlebury

    someone who can’t just underline a word in an email without also using italics, a different color font, and an increased font size. a fontlebury often uses this practice when trying to make a point. mike: yo playa, you get my email? larry: yeah man, what’s with the font? do you always insist on changing […]

  • Food Bully

    when some tries to force you into eating something you have no interest in eating. david was being a food bully when he commanded over the dinner table: ‘eat it, rachel. it’s going to waste! eat it! it’s good for you! eat it!!!!’


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