shaken quake
to m-st-rb-t-, by not actually consciously or physically moving your hand. to be done preferably during an earthquake. it can also be known as the quake hand.
(though this may be a rare occurrence in some parts of the world, it is the rarity that makes the situation even more romantic when the time eventually comes (pun).
follow these steps to success:
step 1 – hold or press genitalia tightly in hand (not too tight).
step 2 – wait for earthquake (bring on the wait).
step 3 – let the quake do the shake.
example:
john: whoa dude, are you doing the shaken quake?
bill: no, i have parkinson.
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