Shakespeare Dump


when you go to take a dump and it is very loud and violent sounding yet nothing has come out. it is full of sound and fury; signifying nothing.
i am so upset. i thought i had to deuce but it turned into a shakespeare dump – it was loud and gross sounding, but nothing came out.

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