shakin’ my lettuce


1. when one shakes their lettuce in a container in order to mix it in with the dressing.

2. some random response to the question, “what are you doing?” usually meaning you’re doing something unusual.
dude, what the h-ll are you doing?
i’m shakin’ my lettuce!

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