Shaking Sbucky


a person who goes to starbucks and orders a non-coffee drink just to have the sophisticated-looking label to walk to abercrombie with. these people are commonly found among the posers and preps in the pre-teen years and seem to be put on the earth solely to annoy those who take advantage of the wifi and studying in barnes in n-bel (shaking sbuckies usually only go into this store to shake some sbuck, or to check out lady gaga’s new whatever cr-p in the music section).
-a group of giggly girls walk by my friend and i are tring to finish a paper while drinking our purple eyes-

shaking sbucky: a strawberry and creme (not pr-nounce cre-em (almost inaudible “m”) as the french spelling and accent suggest) with whipped creme.

me: just go to mcdonalds and get a shake b-tch.

-friend and i recive punch in the face from purple eye-

-giggly group exits, thus reliving me of my pain-

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