shaking the basement
farting with such magnitude while one is seated on a sofa that others can hear and possibly feel the fart thunderclap through the sofa.
feels similar to a large base-tube when it is cranked. may or may not exhibit an odour.
this is often confused with minor earth tremors and after-shocks.
hot woman: ahhh… what was that…?
bean eating dude: what was what?
hot woman: i heard a loud crackling thunder and the ground shook through my -ss.
bean eating dude: o’ that was just me shaking the bas-m-nt a little.
hot woman: you’re disgusting.
bean eating dude: i should change my underwear.
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