shalaan


someone who closely resembles tyler perry. also has a disturbing tendencies to place themselves in horribly awkward situations and watch terrible shows for long periods of time. seriously man smallville though?

as an aside shalaans have great skill at writing shows for the cw.
what the f-ck shalaan?

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