ShaLanda
shalandas are often misconceptualized as being ghetto but she is far from it. she is the sweetest, most caring person in the world. shalandas will also keep you laughing. she tends to over think even the most obvious songs and phrases, but when she does its always hilarious. she is extremely beautiful and knows this, but is still far from arrogant even though she has her few conceited tendencies. she is a great friend and an even better girlfriend. any man with a shalanda on his arm should know how lucky he is.
guy 11: i i’m in love with shalanda.
guy 2: everyone’s in love with shalanda.
guy 11: no, seriously, i’m in love with shalanda
the act of acting black and/or ghetto
“look at that girl being all shalanda over there”
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