shalang
a white man who is no longer in his prime looking for s-x in thailand because he can’t score back home. similar to a falang (thai word for foreigner) however the shalang is a creature constantly concerned with his shlong and how much money he has left in his f-nny pack. they have been known to congregate in large city centres around thailand such as pattaya and udon thani, often seen in brothel alleys and shopping malls. if seen do not approach, you are merely a reminder of their loser lives and they may be hostile; especially if they have married a thai bride and are attempting to integrate. the shalang motto is: “good guys go to heaven, bad men go to pattaya”, this is often displayed on t-shirts and coffee mugs.
look at the beer gut on that shalang, his f-nny pack barely fits him.
super hot; extremely good looking, etc.
d-mn, that chick is shalang.
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