shalby
to fornicate with a sheila (or a bruce if you’re into that) under these conditions:
1. while wearing a hat (preferably with a f-ckin feather in it)
2. while waiting for your recently thrown boomerang to return to you
3. afterwards, you pull out and declare “that’s not a knife, this is a knife.” then nod down at your schl-ng suggestively like a douchebag or bro.
i tried to lay the shalby on this chick last night, but the boomerang knocked my hat off before i could finish.
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