Shallow Ship


when your attraction to a romantic pairing is based solely on how pretty they look together/making out/getting it on.
person: “…why is your desktop adam levine/blake shelton?”
another person: “they’re too pretty to not sh-g. it’s totally my favorite shallow ship.”

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