shallow twat
a tw-t that wants alot of attention & people to pity her, so she makes up lies that every man she talks to tries to proposition her for s-xual favors. also known for making up lies about every possible thing, from being a: p-rn star, stripper, caregiver, chef, blogger for huffington post and a million other professionals, being robbed & having her property damaged to also having cancer- yes, that’s right, even lies about cancer! the only thing truthful would be that she would suck any c-ck given the chance, for some meth to put in her gl-ss d-ck- which she keeps hidden in her v-g-n-, hence the name “shallow tw-t”
that shallow tw-t kept telling story after story, only to play the victim when she got caught up in her lies.
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