shalm


the art of when you own some noob so rapidly that they can’t respond at all because they are still being owned, and everytime they open their mouth to pwn you back, you own them again. this is the art of the shalm.
1. did you hear? that smr brat definately got shalmed by me!

2. shut up nub or i’ll shalm you.

3. “he was so busy being shalmed he never noticed joe take his paper

4. black sabbath owns and so does salad fingers!

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