sham-fitness
noun: every health blog
do you have:
tuberculosis, cancer, kidney stones, child support?
you need essential oils!
have: any pain whatsoever?!?!
go gluten free today and undo a lifetime of bad decisions!
also refers to fake gym selfies on instagram
stop struttn you sham-fitness booty like you earned dat
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