a sham house is a house or home that is built to look like it has an abundance of square footage from the outside, but is actually quite small on the inside, like when the garage is attached and the garage door is not visible from the street, making the garage appear to be living sp-ce from the outside when it actually is just the garage.
“wow, did you see chuck’s new house? i drove by it today and man, is it impressive! he must have like 5 bedrooms, 2 living rooms and a game room in that thing!”
“yeah, he invited me over when he first bought it, and its smaller than it looks. it’s just a sham house. he calls it his palace, but i was like; “yeah right, more like buckingsham palace.””
- Stump Tugger
lesbian. when lesbians stretch their cl-toris to the point that they have miniature p-n-ses. a common practice among carpet lickers. why is her cl-t so big it looks like a c-ck? ’cause she is a “stump tugger!”
- Stupid Inc
rap group that originated in dallas by two rappers, shaky(who at the time was new to rap) and his best friend/mentor infinite. it started as a group of 4, but over the time stupid inc. was slowly fading and shaky left dallas to chicago is hence almost forgotten. the two original members infinite and his […]
noun. one who should act as a supervisor and point of accountability, but doesn’t and therefore simply observes the stupidity of their subordinates without making any effort to correct those actions. wow, that guy sucks at his job. maybe he’d be better if his stuporvisor did anything about it.
ground up to the extent that something is no longer edible. often used when talking about mangling a bull’s t-st-cl-s. although my b-lls were strangely textured and sturfy from the tractor incident, howard let me teabag him. he threw up.
with style: high quality, skill, or grace in performance, manner, social behaviour, or appearence. wow… did you see chad muska kicking that varial-flip.to.frontside-wheelie?! now that is stylish! hey, your new tattoo is very stylish… something that has style the autumn/winter collection in topshop is very stylish a positive adjective to describe a wired looking outfit […]