Shambolised
a single word which completely encomp-sses and describes any person(s) who are totally mindblown, and headshot and unable to think clearly, or not able to focus or concentrate on a single topic of thought, usually as a result of the use of intoxicating and/or illegal substance, causing lack of judgement, common sense, and the inability to communicate with others in an understandable, or indeed appropiate fashion.
rhys: “oh my g-d! look at the state on brendan! he can’t even get his words out in the right order! talking complete nonsense to himself and spinning out, he’s full-on mental!”
stuart: “i know, i think he must have taken something for his head to be in that much of a mess! totally shambolised! what a state to get into!”
brendan: “alright boys?”
billy: “yeah, you look well shambolised tho fella!”
brendan: ” i am! lost in the woods, but i like it that way!”
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