Shambrarian
someone who knows enough truth about how libraries really work, but not enough to go insane or be qualified as a real librarian.
a portmanteau of sham and librarian
symptoms:
– holds strong, unwavering opinions about library records, that cannot typically be stated without at least 3 different expletives.
– drinks like a fish to try to stem the pain from their considerations of the kafka-esque procedures running the library world today.
– for some reason, a guy called marc is the bane of their lives, especially the one that’s eight years old.
– started doing it support for librarians is a persistent feature as well.
“christ, your library system is a piece of sh-t. f-ck, what kind of f-cking marc code is that?” – “but you’re a computer guy, how do you know marc?” – “heh, i may know computers, but i’m also a shambrarian”
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