Shamdildo
its a d-ld- basically but it applies the shamwow concept. you basically just shove it in your/her vag and it sucks up all the moisture. now that the inside of the vag feels like sandpaper you can stick your d-ck up there and make it bleed. colors come in orange, blueberry, blood, and camel. (warning for m-s-ch-stic purposes only)
matt-“right after i basted my girlfriend i shoved a shamd-ld- up her vag then stuck my d-ck in there. it felt like my d-ck was rolling around in hot beach sand.”
dan-“aww dude you gotta invite me next time it sounds like a blast!”
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