shame goggles


you know how, when you do something embarr-ssing, there always seems to be a hot guy/girl around to witness it? that’s shame goggles in action. under normal circ-mstances, the person would be average, decent-looking but not extraordinarily hot. but because you have just embarr-ssed yourself, your brain makes them hotter to amplify your shame. the more embarr-ssing the blunder, the hotter the person will become.
girl 1: i can’t believe that hot guy just saw me step in dog poo!

girl 2: he’s not that hot. take off your shame goggles. and wipe your shoe.

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