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  used to express strong desire for something belonging to someone else. normally used as a cheeky attempt to gain something with little effort “those chips look nice – share the wealth!” “good one” “no really – share the wealth now!”

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• Sharpet the Campoo

  to accidentally stain one’s carpet with a sharpie in the country of campoo (spain) or a r-t-rd trying to say “shampoo the carpet.” “i got a plane ticket to spain! let’s go sharpet the campoo!” “next week, i’m going to sharpet the campoo. f-ck! i mean shampoo the carpet”

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