shampadarph
shampadarph (alt. champadarph) noun – a field of mathematical study, like calculus, that is mean to improve upon the basic quality of life. it was created to open the doorway for anyone to come up with their own mathematical system. shampadarph, specifically, includes two new operations, the darph and the shamp. this system is sure to change the way math is taught in our earthly society.
note: also spelled
student 1: have you done your shampadarph homework yet?
student 2: no, i don’t understand how to darph the numbers and the ta’s office hours aren’t until tomorrow
student 1: at this rate i will never finish trading shamps and marps!
student 2: good luck dude…
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