shampi


1. what you call your friend sami, cause shampi sounds so much better…
2. how you greet your friend shampi – the customary reply is berra! especially if you are called isobel…
me: shampi!!
sami: berra!!!
me: shampi!!
sami: berra!!!
me: shampi!!
sami: berra!!!
me: shampi!!
sami: berra!!!

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