Shampooing the Carpets
when a guys p-n-s is too small and he has a ton of pubic hair, so when he c-ms it gets all in his pubic hair making a mess.
donald’s a little f-g…he was shampooing the carpets to the thought of katie sipos last night.
when a young man pulls out and -j-c-l-t-s all over a young lady’s unkempt pubic hair.
catherine got p-ssed at kevin for shampooing the carpet last night, because she was fresh out of tissues.
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