Shampooper


when one partner squeezes shampoo from a bottle into the r-ct-m of the second partner, followed by the 2nd partner “p–ping” the shampoo into the hair of the first partner either in the bath or shower.
i know you said she was kinky, but she had me do a shamp–per and my -n-s has never been so shiny and flake free.
a obsessive compulsion to constantly flip upside-down shampoo bottles, to ensure they are right side-up. this causes confusion when the user realizes that the bottle was in fact designed to look upside-down, even though it is right side-up. bringing the individual to think twice their every move, and increasing their level of obsessive compulsive disorder.
kathy: hey sally, did you leave this bottle upside down?
sally: no…
kathy: no one else lives here sally
sally: well maybe it’s one of those…
kathy: i’ll kill you!1#[email protected][email protected]!111

that my friends is a shamp–per… don’t be a shamp–per.

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