when one partner squeezes shampoo from a bottle into the r-ct-m of the second partner, followed by the 2nd partner “p–ping” the shampoo into the hair of the first partner either in the bath or shower.
i know you said she was kinky, but she had me do a shamp–per and my -n-s has never been so shiny and flake free.
a obsessive compulsion to constantly flip upside-down shampoo bottles, to ensure they are right side-up. this causes confusion when the user realizes that the bottle was in fact designed to look upside-down, even though it is right side-up. bringing the individual to think twice their every move, and increasing their level of obsessive compulsive disorder.
kathy: hey sally, did you leave this bottle upside down?
kathy: no one else lives here sally
sally: well maybe it’s one of those…
that my friends is a shamp–per… don’t be a shamp–per.
when your usually very regular period is late for no apparent reason– even pregnancy. “my period is a week late! and i’m usually so regular!” “you think you could be pregnant?” “no! i haven’t had it in months!” “relax, girl! you’re just menstipated.”
- Shat Bricks
to be utterly appalled, amazed, or stunned. jesus: “watch as i turn this water into wine!” -water changes to wine- onlooker: ” holy sh-t, he really did it. i just shat bricks”
- shawn cheery
to have s-x with married women shawn cheery loves to get with married b-tches
a man who enjoys having s-x with a woman during her period. a play on the word metros-xual. al’s a d-mn menstros-xual, he told me he did his girlfriend when she was on the rag.
the way a woman feels when its that time of the month. the only things which can help to lift her mood are lots of sympathy, copious amounts of chocolate and lots of cups of tea brought to her by her man. man: “babe do you want to go out tonight?” woman: “get the —- […]