Shamrock Shake


the best possible item ever placed on the mcdonalds’ menu. people wait hours just to buy one when they start selling them the month before st patrick’s day. a green vanilla mike shake (which may or may not be more addictive than crack.)
person x: what the h-ll is this line for at mcdonalds?
person y: they released shamrock shakes, again!
person x: is that a mexican thing?
person y: irish.
person x: ahhhh…bless the irish and their dairy treats!
to receive a hand-job in the bathroom of an irish pub, or simply a hand-job given by an irishman
greg “paddy o’flanagan gave me a shamrock shake the other day.”
steve “you’re a f-g”
when you are f-cking a leprechaun so hard like a cowgirl and they squirt out green c-m and go into a seizure
dude, i was in ireland and did a shamrock shake with 20 leprechauns.
an irish handjob
i met a drunk irish l-ss on st. patrick’s day, and she gave me a shamrock shake.
a c-m shot
she took the shamrock shake to the fact

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