Shamwave
noun – a traveling wave of notoriously contagious laziness, generally initiated by one or more lazy individuals who act as a catalyst for a chain reaction of sham.
currently, a shamwave in the vacuum of sp-ce is the fastest object in the known universe.
bert: “man, i don’t feel like working today.”
jared: “yeah, dan started a shamwave early this morning so we’re all going for beer at lunch, you in?”
bert: “is a frog’s -ss watertight?”
jared: “umm….i don’t know…”
bert: “yes, i am in.”
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