shanessa
shanessa is the most amazing person you could ever meet. because she is so popular, she is often seen rejecting boys who ask her on dates. with her beautiful fergalicious brown hair, her multiple playlists including spice girls, & her dreams to slap the cr-p out of her enemy leela, she is the most perfect girl to ever walk the earth.
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