shanghai cauliflower
while you are giving someone with a yeast infection a rimjob, they will slowly excrete a turtlehead of p–p with jalapeno seeds and blood. the yeast infection will lend a white covering to make it appear like a spicy cauliflower.
i was going to town on jeff’s -ss last night, and he shanghai cauliflower me.
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